A man storms an advocate's office in distress-
Man- Vakil Sahib, mujhe insaaf chahiye!
Advocate(stunned by the entry)- The judge will deliver that, but i sure as hell will strive for justice on your behalf. What happened?
Man- Vakil Sahib, what has not happened! I want to file a lawsuit against the local authorities and their Anti-Romeo Squad!
Advocate(nodding)- Yes they may cause trouble. How did they trouble you?
Man- Their activities have defamed me, harassed me and hounded me for months! I wanted to marry a girl and now she refuses to see my face. I want to file a defamation suit against them.
Advocate- Oh, that is sad. Truly very sad. Have they assaulted you?
Man- They haven't assaulted me, but they assault the very name I bear every single day!
Advocate- Slander! I see, very grave indeed! Any particular statements they use to tarnish your name?
Man- Their very name tarnishes my name, Vakil Sahib!
Advocate(slightly confused)- I am sorry, i don't quite understand.
Man- Anti-ROMEO Squad, Vakil Sahib! Anti-ROMEO!
Advocate(taken aback).
Man- My name is Romeo, the name my parents so lovingly kept. Now after the activities of these Anti-Romeo Squads, everyone sees me and laughs. I can't even approach a girl now without her making fun of my name! It is a crime to bear the name of Romeo!
The advocate immediately starts scribbling something and the man looks forward to the advice. The advocate gives the chit to the client and concludes the delivery of his services.
Advocate- My fees is two hundred rupees.
Man(stares at the chit)- But Vakil Sahib, there is only a mobile number written on this piece of paper.
Advocate- That is not an ordinary mobile number my friend. It is my friend's number who works at the Gazette! Get your name changed!
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