Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Oh!Henry.

Henry was obsessed with the year 2012.Being a doomsday theorist was what he loved being and came up with the most entertaining and ridiculous theories on how the world would end!
But one theory always stood out that of the year 2012.Henry would say that the whole world would come to an end in the month of December , when the Earth's fiery core would burst open spewing out lava,magma and ash ending life on Earth!But all his friends would exclaim was,"Oh!Henry".And so as 2012 had come with the month of December approaching Henry began stockpiling on supplies and other things to survive the END!
When the month of December approached the world was preparing foe Christmas and New Year 2013.But Henry was making plans on how to survive the world's end!He had made the most unrealistic plans,emptied his Bank accounts and had even had the  underground wine cellar of a rich relative arranged for storing his supplies!But things were going to get crazier!
On December 27, Henry got en e-mail and a text message from an unknown source telling him that the world was to end on December 25 , 23 50 A!Henry was shocked! he knew that the world was to end!But just 3 days were left!But Henry had been prepared for thr worst!Having seen the movie 2012 about a hundred times he had formed a general idea of how to survive the apocalypse!
But first he would have to convince his unbelieving friends that the End was for real.So he invited them for a New Year party to atleast get them together to save their lives!
But what was 20 50A!Then it stuck Henry that it was the time when the  destruction would take place i.e. at 11:50PM!The new problem was how would he convince them to come under his magnificent protection!He knew that it was up to him to save their lives for then he could ensure that atleat a microscopic fraction of mankind survived!But what would he explain to them when they realised he did not have the necessary things for a party.Well,they would realise this was not a party but an awesome effort of his to save them from the destruction of the world!
So when December 31 came Henry began going through his survival plans and inwardly smiled as to how his friends would honour him even so far as to dreaming himself as the new leader of the leftover human race!At around 8 PM all his friends started coming in one by one into the mansion of Henry's relative who had gone on his annual Europe tour at this time of the year!
Henry's plan was to make his friends wait till  11PM and then take them to the cellar.
But unluckily for him suddenly from the cellar loud music started playing and all the friends started heading there to find an exquistely beautiful wine cellar big enough to accomodate all of them with the finest wine and full of supplies including stuff for parties!Henry had totally forgotten that he had arranged for neccessaries as well as basic luxuries so that once in a while in the resource starved future he could enjoy himself for a few days!
But now music and food brought the fake party into reality and wine and champagne flowed down into the guests bodies leaving Henry shocked and his guests partying!But what was more amazing for Henry was that he was downning vodka like water and dancing to latest pop,rock and hip hop songs playing!But as 11:50 PM approached Henry finally began worrying about how they would last without supplies and whether they even had chances of survival!
The twist to this was that 11:50 had passed and when it struck 12AM the whole world including the guests shouted and sreamed in unison'HAPPY NEW YEAR'!!!!
Henry could not believe his ears when later his friends told him that it was them who had sent him the text message and e-mail and that the relative of his was also a part of the plan!
Henry asked them then that what was the meaning of it.They answered that maybe if Henry was right,then they would not get to see  April 1st 2013 so why not celebrate April Fool's Day then and there,leaving Henry exclaiming to himself 'OH!HENRY'!!!!!!!!

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